Sometimes my parents do things that really make me want to strangle them

they've probably only pissed me off this much a few times, and I can't remember most of them

but this one

oh this one

Anyone who knows me knows how much I love Sherlock Holmes

the know how obsesssed with it I can be

I try to keep it under control, though

and my parents, especially, should know how badly I've been wanting to go see the movie

I'm the ONLY one in the WHOLE FAMILY who REALLY wanted to see it

THE ONLY ONE

I WAS THE ONE SQUEALING WHENEVER THE COMMERCIALS CAME ON

I WAS THE ONE CONSTANTLY TALKING ABOUT IT

I WAS THE ONE ASKING WHEN WE'D BE ABLE TO GO SEE IT

I WAS THE ONE WHO WANTED TO SEE It

ME

but apparently it didn't get through their thick skulls

They had to have known, Dad even pointed out how excited I was

but

fuckers

they waited until I wasn't home to go see it

they waited until the Friday night I was stuck watching my aunt's house while she was out to go see THE ONLY FUCKING MOVIE I ACTUALLY WANTED TO SEE IN THE LAST TWO FUCKING YEARS

DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO TELL ME UNTIL AFTER THE FACT

Tracy wouldn't have minded if I was gone for a few hours to watch a movie with my family

but apparently my family didn't want me there

they didn't want to take me to see it

Well fuck you family

and guess what

When Avenger's finally comes out

I'm going to go see it without you

fuck you